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So, uh, hi everyone. How are you all doing? I hope you've been having a nice time in the... five months and one day that I've not updated for. I'M REALLY SORRY OKAY. I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN AT ALL. I SWEAR. I LOVE THIS SITE, REALLY, I DO. I'M JUST KIND OF. UM. I DON'T KNOW. LAZY I GUESS.
I HAVE been dolling! It is, however, an incredibly pathetic amount considering the amount of time I've not updated for. You know how many dolls I completed? Four. A whole four. I do, however, have 9 unfinished ones that will probably never get finished! AND. I've been doing a head for that Big Head Challenge. You know the one; you have to pixel a big head (NO SHIT) using MS Paint and as many colours as possible. Jaeden at Autumn Pixels and Bobby at Bunnystick started it off, and (in my case at least) the people who do it are people who HATE themselves and want to die a HORRIBLE, PAINFUL AND ABOVE ALL INCREDIBLY SLOW DEATH.
But enough about that. I actually only have one doll to bring with me today. Why? Because one of them hadn't been converted to a .png and I am so fricking lazy, so that makes three. And then one is a gift and I forgot I had a gift section so now it's too late. Two left, and one is a new avatar for TG, except it's not accurate now because I cut my hair, so I want to edit it before I put it up. Which leaves us with one. It's a pretty alright doll, though. So that kind of makes up for it a little.
Anyway. I'm sure you're all DYING to hear about my haircut, huh. Well basically, I had long hair right? It was past my shoulders and full of knots because I don't own a hairbrush and full of split ends because I never trimmed it, so one day during the February Half-Term holiday, it was 1:30 in the morning and I thought to myself "I am going to cut my hair". So up I went to my bedroom, took a pair of fabric scissors and a clump of hair, and snipped that shit right off. It's one or two inches long now, and I must say, I get some pretty epic bed hair. And because apparently I still can't quite let go of my long hair, I've got three little plaits at the back. One has a bead on.
In even more EXCITING news, I am an OFFICIAL ADULT. That's right dudes, your beloved webmistress is no longer a minor. As of February 14th, I am Bethany The 18 Year Old. You know what I can do now? EVERYTHING, THAT'S WHAT.

--Bethany, official grown-up.