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Okay so I know she hasn't got wings or whatever, but she's got green hair and no shoes on and some random shit on her face and that makes her a fairy okay so just shut up and go away.

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I really really really like this one. My favourite bit is the everything.

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My friend made up a name and quite possibly a backstory for this one, but I can't remember either of them now. I can, however, remember that it was during the same conversation where we talked about getting me a rifle with BITCH SHOOTER written on the side. You know, for shooting bitches. Like Edward Cullen.

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Fairies also have Doc Marten boots. WHO KNEW??

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I like to think that you'd find this lady sitting in a swamp, eating toads.

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This is a time bandit. She travels through the multiverse and steals your time. Clearly not even remotely human; no human is that cool.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmm.

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Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Hey guys, it's EMO O'CLOCK.

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I'm almost positive this lady just let out a resounding "Bitch please."

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This would be Mother Nature, getting her autumn on.

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Her dress may look nice and clean and un-ruined-by-the-grave, but I'm pretty sure it's all covered in rotten flesh and corpse juice on the inside.

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She's scary but I like her.

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Same goes for this one. Although, the red doesn't go quite as well as the green does on the other one.

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It's like a fish and a woman or something.

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She aint drunk. She can walk JUST FINE... SEE. THAT WAS A STRAIGHT LINE. I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS.

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This is probably the vegan, straight-edge fairy who doesn't need alcohol to have a good time. Anyone for an eco-friendly hiking party?

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Oh, I did this one SUCH a long time ago. I have no idea about any of it any more.

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