So yes, this is my brand new and shiny now a couple of years old FAQ. These questions have never actually been asked before, so the name is actually a bit misleading, but I thought I'd do one anyway, because I like to feel important enough that people will want to ask me the same questions over and over again.
If you have a good question that you'd like to see an equally good answer to on this here webpage, leave me a message on my tagboard thing or email it to me or something.
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Q. How do I pronounce BHEC? Is it just "bee-aych-ee-see"?
A. NO! No it is not! You pronounce it "BEE-hek." Don't ask me why, just do it.
Q. I want to adopt your dolls. Can I?
A. Certainly. Just stay away from the gifts section and don't forget to link me back.
Q. How do you make your dolls?
A. With MS Paint and a lot of patience.
Q. Why do your dolls look bad?
A. Clearly it's your eyes and not my dolls that are the problem here.
Q. Where are all the tutorials/doll makers/contests/bases/various other resources?
A. I don't have any. I'm not about to give away my Ultimate Dolling Secrets in tutorial format, I don't know how to make a doll maker, contests are far too much effort, I do have bases but only I know where they are, and I don't have any other various resources...
Q. Why isn't there anything useful here?
A. Good question.
Q. How did you make your layout?
A. With MS Paint and Notepad, otherwise known as The Tools Of The Gods.
Q. Why doesn't the layout work properly in [insert browser name here]?
A. Because it's clearly an inferior browser and you would do well to stop using it.
Q. Do you take requests for dolls?
A. No.
Q. Why don't you have any warnings about your dolls? I looked and now I am OMGOFFENDED. I think I might sue for the emotional stress this has put me through.
A. There's like a whole two dolls that have their tits out or something. You'll survive, I'm sure.
Q. Why was this FAQ pretty much a complete waste of my time and yours?
A. D:<
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