So yes, this is my brand new and shiny now a few years old FAQ. These questions have never actually been asked before, so the name is actually a bit misleading, but I thought I'd do one anyway because I like to feel important enough that people will want to ask me the same questions over and over again.
If you have a good question that you'd like to see an equally good answer to on this here webpage, leave me a message on my tagboard thing or email it to me or something.
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Q. How do I pronounce BHEC? Is it just "bee-aych-ee-see"?
A. NO! No it is not! You pronounce it "BEE-hek." Don't ask me why, just do it.
Q. I want to adopt your dolls. Can I?
A. Certainly. Just stay away from the gifts section and don't forget to link me back.
Q. How do you make your dolls?
A. With MS Paint and a lot of patience.
Q. Why do your dolls look bad?
A. Clearly it's your eyes and not my dolls that are the problem here.
Q. Where are all the tutorials/doll makers/contests/bases/various other resources?
A. I think you're confusing this website with one of those fancy-man doll sites that actually have a point and make a valuable contribution to the dolling community.
Q. Why isn't there anything useful here?
A. Good question.
Q. How did you make your layout?
A. With MS Paint and Notepad, otherwise known as The Tools Of The Gods.
Q. Why doesn't the layout work properly in [insert browser name here]?
A. Because it's clearly an inferior browser and you would do well to stop using it.
Q. Do you take requests for dolls?
A. No.
Q. You haven't updated for a month/six months/a whole fucking year. What gives?
A. I would say that I have a real life and it's getting in the way, but that would be a lie. I'm probably on Tumblr.
Q. What's this about being a published author?
A. I had a story published in issue 7 (the red issue) of Filament in December 2010. You probably shouldn't buy a copy unless you're over 18/good at hiding things from your parents.
Q. So you spend your spare time writing porn, then?
A. It was an accident, I swear to God.
Q. Is your site really sponsored by badgers?
A. Yes.
Q. Why was this FAQ pretty much a complete waste of my time and yours?
A. D:<
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