Sad, pathetic old dolls. How great you were when you were new. Now nothing more than an embarrassing and idiotic scribble, getting more and more awful by the day, and having to stand next to the new, improved version of yourselves, an ever-lasting testament to just how shit you've become. I hope you're ashamed of yourselves. Get lost, I can't even bear to look at you.
Newer remakes are at the top. Base links are under each pair. Keep eye bleach handy.


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Yeah I just couldn't even bring myself to recreate that outfit again.


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I figured the remake looked more like a Rachel Stamp fan than a Blink 182 fan. Also, this is humiliating.


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Oh god. Oh GOD. OH GOD.


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Oh sweet Jesus what have I DONE.

HEY OLD DOLLS I LOVE YOU REALLY NO HARD FEELINGS OKAY. YOU HAVE THE SENTIMENTAL VALUE THING GOING FOR YOU, IF NOTHING ELSE.

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